What’s it like to be a hot shot who designs his own dog leash and collar patterns with reckless abandon? Pretty good. It gives me an easy segue into other people’s conversations at the bar I can dominate without being challenged for hours.

Thanks for asking.

Belted Cow Ribbon Dog Collars, for the discerning canine who refuses to be caught in last season’s neckwear, feature premium-grade nylon webbing, solid brass d-rings, and our exclusive Weinerlock hardware (yes, we giggled at the name too). These handmade designer dog collars deliver luxury and durability in one stylish package. These made in USA pet products are fully washable and crafted with pride in Maine, where we know a thing or two about rugged accessories that last.